Soil&Metrics

Hello Meghan,

Thank you again for having us come out and do your investigation,
Here is the report, and as I told you Monday out there, my interpretation is that those anomalies are just random fill material,
Please let me know if you need anything else,
Best regards,
Ed
Geophysicist

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I AM TEACHING A CLASS CALLED GIRL MESS, NAMED FOR A BICOASTAL INDOCTRINATION BACK INTO THE TERROR OF MY CHILDHOOD, AS MY GREATEST TEACHER DIES? FROM LATE STAGE ALCOHOLISM.  I AM WHO I AM BECAUSE OF THE GIFTS I CONTINUE TO LEARN AND NOW TEACH.  FOR ONE SEMESTER ONLY.  NINE (9!) LECTURES OVER THE PHONE, LAY WHERE YOU WANNA, ASK WHAT U WISH.  MY VEHICLE OF TRANSMISSION IS CHANGING, SO CLASS IS X-SPECIAL.  SOON: THIS MAY & JUNE. HUMP NIGHTS, OR THURSDAY MORNINGS 4 MY EUROS AND BEYOND.  BEST PRACTICES IN YOUR *RIGHT NOW* HOME WILL GIFT YOURSELF THE LIFE YOU TRULY DESIRE.  SO SICK OF BEING EXPECTED TO EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS THAT I DO.  ENERGY WORK DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY, BUT I DO KNOW HOW IT DOES WORK, VERY WELL INDEED.  GONNA TELL YOU ALLL ABOUT IT.  $1,990.  OFFICE HOURS + NOTEBOOK + STICKERS LIKE THIS 1 ⬇
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gIRL mess HQ

If you setup your IRL HQ *properly* it will take you 1/2 a day of prep to leave and 3/4 of a day to settle back in. Personally, I tend to stretch the Welcome Home into a full day or two, infusing new life on the scene post-unpack

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After a recent trip, I added a second neon green houseplant to the mix. Two neon green + one *regular* green. Have plant pots for days, besides the handful that broke in the move. Rough movers are different than acknowledging that change is hard, but PS they really do go together.

There's a whole Potted Plants Supplies Section living in my garage. PPSS: pots, pots, saucers, stones, ornamental reindeer moss, fertilizer sticks, and this saffron printed silk gap filler fabric I've been using for years all live together inside two large square concrete planters too severe for the present moment. Hence storage. Nothing in plastic bins. I selected a thick and beveled black ceramic pot for the newbie; picked a right size water tray and a green floral brick to reach an ideal height. Turning my attention to gardening and landscaping, now that a new farmhouse is mind's eye rendering. Imagine a bridge between the old (art/)barn and a new home/barn with a meadow swirling beneath.

Kitchen sink spray neon green newbie down and let the water drain through before he's in his pot and placed on a little wooden platform. Wood on manufactured wood in the eating nook. Ganesh on the wall. The last tenant had four dogs who were allowed to do whatever they wanted in the home, or it's more dark and they weren't allowed outside. The flooring guys were working next door and called over the fence hey lady we did your floors so I invited myself over to peek in the neighboring house, where it did look like three single men lived through a pandemic and blew out of town. When it looks like you would expect: such a strange part of growing up. And a key.

They said the floors over here smelled so foul when they sanded them that they gagged. A dead body in the hallway and then years of captive dogs. Of course I had to have that golden vacuum.

The ghost's brother inherited the house but rented it without property management. Now he has the best manager. A proud Navy wife. She mends HQ when I'm away. Renting can feel rich.

Four trips ago →

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Water plant

Three →

Fresh caulk in primary bathroom

Water plant

Two →

Replace shower head in guest bath

Shave guest bathroom door

Water plants

This →

Repair primary toilet leak

    which started the day after I reset my bedroom

        curious

Water plants

3 plants spread evenly across the front of the home

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This is a song Shea wrote 

It is called calling me 

The shape of you was calling me down to Mully  street ,got  you a piece of pizza extra pepperoni cheese then I came to your apartment and I opened the door and even though You love me I really love you more .

She said let me guess The shape of me was calling you down to Mully  street ,got  me a piece of pizza extra pepperoni cheese then You came to my apartment and You opened the door and even though I love you You really love me more .

By:DJ tumbleweed aka me(Shea)

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gIRL message

 

gIRL mess is un-gendered. gIRL mess is a philosophy in action class about being home now, In Your Real Life. Home is your body moving through the world. Your body needs shelter. Shelter can fuel inspiration or deplete your body with mess. Mess is self-defined until it's just the only thing left to call your dis-order.

gIRL mess teaches ritualized consciousness. Ritualized consciousness shapes space, style and sex. Space + Style + Sex create the trifecta of an adult life. Being an adult requires bravery.

Much of IRL is marred with abuse of the feminine energy at the hands of the masculine. Reduce, reduce, reduce Her — and somehow — everything is someone's mom's fault, u son of a bitch. No common sense. When you expect Her to only give, give, and never receive, harmony's out of the question. So our planet isn't dying, we are killing ourselves off our Mother with our ignorance. Strip Her inherent resources, criminalize Her blooming agency, and escape any introspection. Don't worry, keep doing what you're doing. But, is it working?

 🍇an archetypal seductress's cave
filled with life & emblems of

gIRL mess HC

Hair Care 4 gIRLs in and with class

Wait as long as you can to wash your hair

Strip off your tee, and honestly, just toss it; trash it; been yours for years but before that it was his and that cognition is there each time on/off, so it cannot be a rag

Let the water warm on your head

Do a scalp scrub even though it's hard to get in there with all that hair; tried a sample sized scalp scrub and next time will make my own with some ACV and sea salt combo

Shampoo with Mane 'n Tail, twice, using a scalp massaging shampoo brush

Put a hair masque on — another sample from Ulta with Shea butter and ACV; heavy application from nape of neck down and comb thru to distribute

Leave it for ten minutes or more, so shave or dance

Rinse really well

Rinse with ACV

Cold rinse

Quick brush and then air dry, sunroof open and windows down running errands on a very warm spring day

Wait as long as you can to wash your hair

Wait long enough to watch two movies, even though each movie takes you a few nights to finish

The Comfort of Strangers 

 

Jade

Decide to go into NYC for an adventure

Take the bin to the alley in case you spend the night in the city

Pull Oaxacan ceramic garden art out of garage to hang inside somewhere when you're back

Drive to NYC

Face rational fears about parking in the city 

 

Drive back, facing rational fears about the Holland Tunnel

Discover Radio Zindag ! before it fades out

Moon roof open for pink full moon light gathering

Flash of inspiration to rotate bed tomorrow

Tune to catch favorite song, this rendition by Stanley Turrentine

Stream KJazz to bring it on home

Don't brush out the city tangles quite yet, just teeth

Sleep 'Animal Pile' style with your kid and their stuffies

In the morning, strip the bed

Two cappuccinos

Few dishes, little laundry, bring in the emptied bin

Wear a thick headband and tease the crown

Reset your bedroom again, taking notes for class !!

Take your spring breaker across the Bay Bridge to order a white television for the new bedroom layout

Pick up your craziest lamp from the local lamp doctor

Run it home, set it up, biggest bulb, wipe it down, plug it in, tidy the wire

Back out for tortellini bolognese and a glass of chianti to watch the thunder storm

Mario Bros on the big screen

Hold a sticky hand the whole time

Apply rosemary oil to ends, working your way up the scalp

Massage head and neck with gua sha comb, then hands

Read in bed

Muse from bed

Allow LOVEly knowings to come thru

Text a bestie

Meditate into sleep

Get up @four:something

Thank a wave of panic for leaving

Pray for continued guidance

Two cappuccinos, back in bed with your laptop

Left hip talking?

Mantra per Louise Hay: Hip Hip Hooray — there is joy in every day. I am balanced and free.

 

Gather soft, smooth hair into low, loose pigtails

 

Walk under early morning grey skies and acknowledge how much you love where you live

Spy a stark white feather, then again !!!

Realize that to mother is to be willing and able to nurture oneself

Note the mailbox full of ants and leave them be

Prep deviled eggs for a feast later; invite a new friend to join

 

Blog in a straddle at the chabudai in the eating nook

Reluctant Medium recommends this hip opener

Wait as long as you can to wash your hair

Place Home/body Castile soap, scrubber mitts, scrubber sponge in shower for later 

 

Announcing gIRL mess

she's here

I don't suspect this blog is widely read and maybe that's more comfortable than if it were. At home, we designate spaces that are more public🛋 or more private🛏. This project houses pretty intimate thoughts out there in a style I find healing, and perhaps you do too. Have you found a nugget that spurred a nugget? And speaking of WHICH🜚

gIRL mess

MY UPCOMING CLASS ^ WILL BE FULL OF NUGGETS

When you grow up keeping secrets, coming clean is momentous. Where many might imagine the work I share is about quick fixes, they're right, and what's left is refining and elevating energetic optics to the point of no return.

    You Change

    Chic Growth

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Ritualized Aesthetics Facilitate Consciousness

this is the room for more

    Grow Chicer

    You Change

Hard to hide from yourself ◌ your authentic desires ◌ when down on your knees and up to rolled sleeves in your own mess. Radical accountability places you in the driver's seat, steering nebulous needs and wonky wants into a cadence of care. Soften into full circle essence. Softening is a shortcut, telling your energy where to go and why.

 

    To Class!

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    Hump Nights🎢 May + June

   

    May 3

    May 10

    May 17

    May 24

    May 31 

    June 7

    June 14

    June 21

    June 28

    8pm Eastern ??

    including

    Office Hours

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Class will be a series of nine meandering lectures on the parts of a home that every home has+

    Home/Work best practices
    Energy alchemy
    Metaphorical cross-referencing
        Personal style
        Sexual chemistry
    Channeled inspiration
    Pop Culture infusions
            Everything is on the table

gIRL mess

gIRL mess

A telephone-based class! You're harnessing your life-force in a declaration of personal boundaries, yet not bound to a box or a screen. Wear what you wish. Drink tea or whatever. Call in from wherever you find yourself . . . on a blanket in the kitchen when we talk kitchens * on holiday, lazy-hazy mind's eye envisioning * praying for relief, stuck circling your inner child's overwhelm *

gIRL mess

If you are a do-er, I'll suggest you try be-ing. And vice ∞ versa. But the point is to be where you are and Do You while opening (to) room for more. Interact how you like in our safe space.

gIRL mess

Your teacher and classmates are anchors of that radical accountability clicking in. A two month semester = firm boundaries in the form of a strong push it forward→ a home/life overhaul. Get it.

gIRL mess

I've priced class akin to continuing education credits at your local university.

gIRL mess

$1,990

$1,990 for flying higher fuel because this is not even close to housekeeping — this is the vulnerability required to embrace your CALLING

1.310.848.1990

Enroll via call/text at 1.310.848.1990. Easy. Curriculum is amorphous based on community interests, so I'll do a gentle intake to see what you fancy and why. Note/book mailed from mine to yours upon registration. Hear/Here for any questions.

hi it's me gIRL mess

Named this inaugural class gIRL mess for a bunch of reasons, a cute one being that my blog conceived 06.30.22 had a 03.23.23 due date ∴ gIRL mess is a birth of sorts. Please know class is serious business, a compilation of five years of private practice, alongside my research over the past 40 weeks.

    How to morph from reactive into proactive?

I'm changing. It's challenging mess meets elegant puzzle, and sometimes I need to rest more than before. Sleep when the baby sleeps. In love with the work-working so real. Keen to share from this roadmap of a blog and OVER THE PHONE WITH YOU THIS MAY AND JUNE. Feels timely. All welcome.

    Talk with me.

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Photo by SHEA

Farm, Easton, MaryLand